Look at MLB attempting to improve its All Star production with 2004 John Cena-levels of swagger jacking. Remember the G-Unit spinner chain? It has gone from Cena’s WWE championship belt now to the Home Run Derby. The 2023 winner will receive a chain with a bejeweled spinning plus sign. One, this is further proof that no entity in sports is cooler than the creator of the turnover chain, the Miami Hurricanes football program. Second, a chain for the Home Run Derby champion is giving off real undercover police vibes. MLB is trying way too hard Not that MLB is using it to entrap its players, but the league is trying way too hard to be cool. Many of the league’s young players do wear chains when they play. The 2021 Chicago White Sox were icier than that city’s weather in February. That…